By: Bo Nuanual

Comb your hair with a brittle brush as you wake up. Hanging out with shitheads is not the answer to your problems. As you try to strengthen your single game, you come across a little place some people call the void. You try to keep your individuality and you try to blend in; it’s all for shit though because you have been a part of the Current Shifting.

You went snowboarding and the son of a human went nomad on you. Honey did not shrink the kids. If this makes no sense then I must be right. I was in an elevator screaming Satan not long ago. My girlfriend kindly tugged my shoulder—I withdrew my wild statements.

ThazDope Records just dropped a rad spin from homies Ascentient and Dancemyth. The release makes me feel stable as I shit, sitting down; watching good vibes spin cyclically in a thing called a washing machine. I go to strip clubs and the dancers seem more corporate than bubble gum chewed upon the darkest of dance floors. A little man—that hangs out with the homeless; starts to absorb the darkness and wonder—why the hell one would ever pay a mortgage.

I kid. Do not give into the dark darkness. Just listen to this and be like me. Joke. Yet, resist. Resist.

The best way to be a part of the resistance is to join us at The Untz Festival from June 2-4 in Mariposa, California. ThazDope will be leading the charge and waving its banner high and proud.