Funk your Friday up. And you're welcome in advance. If you haven't heard of The Floozies, it's because your friends are stupid, and you need to find some new ones. It's irresponsible to NOT tell everybody you know and their grandmother and their ophthalmologist about the freshest, funkiest, and filthiest duo to come out of Lawrence, KS...we're going to say EVER. Matt and Mark Hill, brothers from the same mother (we think), are a live drumming, live guitarring, live producing pair with an ear for dance grooves and hot licks. Imagine if the Ohio Players boarded a magical starship bound for the year 2032 and got sidetracked by a Jamie Lidell B-side. Sounds pretty good, right? It's not half as dirty as "Stuntin'."

How seriously do folks believe in The Floozies? Well Wakarusa is bringing them back for the third straight year. They also made the cut at the epicenter of epicness that is SnowBall festival. And how about this? Archnemesis and Wick-it The Instigator have tapped the duo to join them on their Here Come the Supervillains Winter Tour 2013, faithfully presented by TheUntz.com. The Hill Bros. are on their game, and they're about to hit the road, so make sure you go see it for yourself. And don't forget your boogies shoes. Don't embarrass yourself, neither--tell your friends.

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