FYRE'd: A Fyre Festival Mock Event. Relive the biggest party disaster, without the disaster. (Goes late)

Have you ever dreamed of flying to a pristine tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women and sexy men, only to be completely stranded for 24 hours with no food, shelter, or any personal belongings? How about drunkenly fighting 3 random people over a cold, wet mattress? Ever wanted to take a week off of work, so you can travel to a post-apocalyptic nightmare? Do you love being locked in a hot, sweaty airport for 12 hours? How about cheese sandwiches?

Well, you’re in luck! Experience FYRE’d, and relive the biggest party disaster in history (without the disaster). No longer will you need to run from wild pigs trying to cannibalize you. No need to be sexually solicited for basic necessities, such as clean water, and sanitary bathrooms. You may be asking, “Hey, can you throw in some of the hottest live musical acts of our generation???"

Absolutely not!!! …but we do have the next best thing: Veteran DJs spinning all of those tunes instead. Don’t spend 100x more for an event that will leave you with extreme PTSD. Come get FYRE’d, and get a slightly lower, and much more manageable case of PTSD.

DJs will be spinning music from all acts "booked" at Fyre Festival!

Including:
Ja Rule (not actually booked at FYRE surprisingly), Blink 182, Major Lazer,Disclosure, Migos, Lil Yachty, Skepta, Rae Sremmurd, G.O.O.D MUSIC artists (Kanye, Pusha T, Big Sean, Desiigner)

Plus: Matoma, Daya, Klingande, Kaytranada, Claptone, Le Youth, Lee Burridge, Tensnake, Thugfucker, Blond:ish, Niconé, Rampue, Bedouin, Fur Coat, Jan Blomqvist, Lovecraft, BO, Daniel Cowel, Sezer Uysal, Lake Avalon, Rancido, Beto Abrahão, Nici Faerber, Daniel Nydegge, & Stefano Richetta

Costumes are encouraged, with a grand prize for the winner of our costume contest. The more creative the better, but must be somewhat representative of the failed Fyre Fest event. You can enter the contest by emailing your name to fyredparty@gmail.com, or you can sign up in person, but that may not guarantee you a spot.

The prize will be this backpack (http://tinyurl.com/y55npfw8) filled with various goodies, plus 2 tickets to each of these 3 shows at DNA Lounge:
Little Big (Live) April 7th: https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2019/04-07.html
Bootie (Your choice, but expires at the end of May): https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2019/04-27.html
Hubba Hubba Undersea (April 12th): https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2019/04-12.html

Suggested Costumes:
Sexy Vapid Millennial, Douchey Bro, Instagram Model, Hipster Social Media Influencer, Pablo Escobar, Trust Fund Baby, Lord Of The Flies Jungle Kid, Desperate Looter, Andy King (etc.)

There will be a coat check, so feel free to dress as scantily clad as you would like.

Photo Booth:
We will have a white dome disaster tent, with a small air mattress inside that you can take pictures in. We can even spray you with Evian to give you the full effect if you like. Please don't piss on our mattress, or slash the tent (like that one asshole in the documentary). There will also be a lifesize cardboard cutout of Andy King that you can take pics with.

Visuals and Decor:
Video clips from both documentaries.
Promo material taken from the Fyre Fest marketing shoots.
Music videos from the artists booked at the festival.
Live footage of the artists at gigs that actually happened.
Tropical Island beach vibes, meets dystopian zombie apocalypse.
Inflatable pigs, beach balls, palm trees, etc.

Food: Crappy cheese sandwich and a fist full of lettuce.

Specialty Drink: "The Influencer": Jack Daniels Fire + Ginger Beer + Bitters.

HOSTED BY DANNY DELOREAN
(TURBO DRIVE/RITUAL)
https://soundcloud.com/dannydeloreanmusic
https://www.youtube.com/dannydelorean

With Special Guest DJS:

FYR:
https://www.mixcloud.com/thehomiefyr
https://www.facebook.com/TheHomieFYR

Ultraviolet (Trap City)
https://soundcloud.com/djultraviolet
https://www.facebook.com/ultravioletdj/

Matt Haze:
https://soundcloud.com/matthaze
https://www.facebook.com/djmatthaze

Click here if you'd like to donate to the Exuma locals who were screwed over by Billy McFuckface: https://www.gofundme.com/exuma-point-fyre-fest-debt

Presale tix starting at $20
This event is ages 18+

VIP PACKAGES FOR $19,999.99
*Make out with Victoria Beckham all night.
*Slaughter live baby pigs in front of their mother.
*Your own 5 minute DJ set.
*10 champagne bottles to smash on poor people’s faces.
*You can ask security to kick out any ugly people.

Press Coverage:

https://www.sfchronicle.com/style/article/Fyre-d-at-DNA-Lounge-mocks-influencer-13641237.php

http://www.sfweekly.com/music/dance-your-schadenfreude-away-at-fyred-a-fyre-festival-mock-event

https://alt1053.radio.com/blogs/dallas/fyre-festival-themed-costume-and-dance-party-coming-sf-april

http://www.darkbeautymag.com/2019/02/fyred

(Water will be provided upon request, no need to suck dick)